Movie Reviews

John Leguizamo, a recovered crack head, an orphaned boy, and Darth Vader from episode 3 walk into a bar. And so begins the joke that

Now that it has had it’s full theatrical run and any money spent to see it isn’t exactly feeding the remake machine, I finally decided

A group of twenty somethings on a trip to somewhere never explained get harassed by a road raged truck driver wearing a retarded bunny costume.

Theatre of blood is the tale of frustrated stage actor and Shakespeare fanatic, Edward Lionheart’s (Vincent Price) , bloody vengeance against the critics who humiliated

A poor family accepts money in exchange for housing a nazi whose studying the occult to gain dominance in the war. The family is not

Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling be damned) and his family meet many odd individuals after moving into a new apartment building, but none as odd as

Nothing strikes a chord of pure terror in people quite like the thought of being buried alive, however none take this fear to quite the

Living in the shadow of Toho’s Godzilla is Gamera a giant turtle who shoots fire balls out of his mouth, and who’s legs can turn

A one eyed mute viking warrior with super human strength fights through his captivity, escaping from the Norse Chieftain Barde who guards him. After escaping

Kicked under a table, discarded on the streets as his mother does with all her still borns, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille is born alive and well among

Remember back in the year 1999 when everyone sank to idiocy through the panic of the Y2K speculations? Well, that only really affected us right